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Hebe’s Hysteria

Here’s What Really Happened Despite conflicting reports of the actual events of that infamous night, attendants and revelers agree the after-party got way out of hand. According to officials, the temple shut down as soon as Iris appeared. However, Hebe insisted the post-show go on. Traditionally, after a large worship, the gods are treated to […]

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Hebe’s Options

Hebe’s Options Iris had not even finished the announcement of Zeus‘s decree, when both Hephæstus and Athena showed up, dramatically. Hefe’s monstrous dark form stomped up the temple stairs, as flames dripped off him. Ducking to enter the temple, he dragged Apollo and Hermes out, throwing them into the street. He then quickly spun to

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Cleo’s Cloud

Cleo’s Cloud? Amateur investigators claim to have recovered a rare silkworm from a popular grove in eastern Argos. Tests prove the threads made by the insect can block truth when woven finely enough. Secret Seekers are adamant this is the very source of the Cloud of Lies. Further fueling the speculations, the Grove is officially

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Hera’s Nepotism

Hera’s Nepotism An official investigation has begun into the alleged nepotism Hera shows Jason. Most experts agree the Great Goddess only supports Jason because he opposes Pelias, which is perfectly legal in Thessaly. Others suggest there is more to the story. Pantheon officials gave this statement, denouncing the rumors, “Hera, Goddess of Marriage, would like

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Hebe’s Hype

Hebe’s Hype? Sources say that as the youngest daughter of Zeus and Hera, Hebe’s dowry isn’t nearly large enough to cover the couple’s expenses, pointing out Heracles’ constant excursions, while contributing nothing financially. Rumors abound the young goddess will begin marketing her special potions. Her lawyers argue nothing explicitly says she can’t share these creations

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